I am thinking of changing the heading to "Literary Rotgut". Literary Finings sounds a bit la-di-dah, dainty hand covers the mouth, "pardon me," ooooh, woolly wooftery, hark at me, love-a-duckie, dear oh law. I can swear like Kathy Bates in Misery if required, you know. What was her expression, "cockadoodie," yes, what a load of cockadoodie. See.